Monday, October 18, 2010

Discouraging Unnecessary NFL Celebrations

Before continuing, let me clarify that I am not against the game winning touchdown celebrations hug-fests or general euphoria after a fantastic game that deserves recognition. In fact, generally enjoy these moments. On the other hand, I'm sick of seeing a linebacker dance around on a routine, or a tight end tackle Flex their muscles after a first down reception. -Good pal work, really nice work. Maybe next time you could return to the huddle before it expires the game clock.


While there, to some extent, excessive celebrations in all sports, football is the absolute worst. Due to the pace of the game, hockey players do not have the luxury of stop and relieved from their chests. The same is true for basketball (mostly). Baseball is full time individual face (batting, fielding, launch, instructor), so hot-dogging barely exists. In football, there are an infinite amount of time between plays.Players exploiting this time for "my time" and is obliged to observar.No more!


I would like to enter, "Remember When...,"hereby called"RW".(Yeh, sucks the name.) (Need help with a better.)The "RW" could explain better in a specific locale. Here we go...


Dallas Po, Marion Barber takes delivery and trembles in high school.Barber is met with a lobby shoulder solid from Philadelphia CB Asante Samuel.Barber goes down, the game is long. Samuel bounces until darts upfield 20 yards - away from the multitude of players - crosses his arms on his chest and head emphatically his head. Celebrates a fundamentally poor tackle after a yard 18 gain, however, is not necessary.


The NFL has a reputation as the "League of Fun N", so it does not address this issue. instead, home computers will have to take responsibility. If the above-mentioned scenario played at Lincoln Financial Field (Samuel Stadium), the crowd shower Samuel with praise. On the road, Samuel would become the victim of a "RW" segment in the stadium video display. Clip as this or this (actual links available at the bottom of the article) would be Michael Jackson, "do you remember time?..."


Now, here's the problem: home teams should take this approach. Obviously control displays video in the stadiums. If teams not jumping on board, the whole thing falls apart. I know what you're thinking, "what a computer host this in their own stadium?"Three reasons; money, improving the fan experience (not that really matter them) and money.


Stages of State of the art video screens have become almost as large an attraction to gemes (see Cowboys Stadium) .i have no idea how much advertising income generated these screens for a computer, but I guess that it is much. Due to the factor of comedy, "RW" when no doubt become a fan favorite. As a result, would be advertising in the "cousins" game slot.(for example, this time "Remember When" is brought to you by Burger King, home of the Whopper Wednesday.) ([Cue Michael Jackson introduction...]) Similar to the structure of TV advertising, computers could demand more for these segments.


If you think that fans not gravitate towards the "RW", you're crazy. Anything that is intended to humiliate the opposing team always will be overwhelmingly popular with the crowd home.Will be overcome Kiss, dance, even drunk uncle cam cam with no cam shirt. next time you Dre Bly suffers an opponent Stadium, a clip of "RW" treated fans routine high pass premature Bly in 2009 against the Falcons.


Once the "RW" solution is implemented, fans impatiently wait for an opponent do routine work and celebrate too. (This would be very similar to my days walking to class in a winter storm.) (Someone was going to fall; expect such anticipation was simply too exciting).Next time your tortured by "Invisible Shawne Merriman dance" in their own stadium, video display will feature an assortment of Tila Tequila footage mixed with steroids syringes... Whoa... hold on.This could be obtained from the manos.Necesitamos certain basic rules.


Without regulation, "RW" would result in lawsuits and possible depression for their vĂ­ctimas.Lo started as innocent jokes could scale to verbal grenades, and culminate in chairs that occurs in the kitchen. (Who shared a House with four men during the University nodding his head now mismo.Nos we have seen this or been a part of it.)(Happens.) The goal is ashamed of the opponent be a drug, not ruin your life. Therefore, the following rules shall apply.


Rule # 1: Personal content N of any type may be included. All content must be ex works or comments (football-related) created by the individual. dating history, personal and family life, drug, murders (this one for you, Ray) or venereal diseases known are flies areas.


Rule # 2: N ° video editing.Obviously, the footage can be cut to make for more efficient and enjoyable viewing, but cannot afford the foto-compras, special effects, or creation of footage that never actually happened.


Rule # 3: NFL representative monitor RW segments should not be a fan of the competing teams.Its authority must be impartial in the determination of whether or not the celebration was unnecessary.(See more jobs.)There is also potential for teams to hire people to exterminate the Internet game film, interviews, etc... for embarrassing footage futures oponentes.Las possibilities are endless.(I want to be President.)


Very well, is a nice idea, but does not work.Perhaps it will be, perhaps no.Lo we do know is that players celebrate stupid demasiado.rutina first down Miles Austin is unbearable, like two steps of a defensive of diverting a pass lineman."RW" segments not elimination by complete these celebrations, but at least going to reduce their frequency.All in all, a player can only handle being the butt of a joke in front of 70,000 + fans as a professional athlete ego veces.Incluso cannot bear much abuse or humiliation.


Ideally, the players will grow accustomed to the ridicule associated with stupid celebrations and remove them from their repertoire of worst juego.Lo cases, day players keep their celebration for matches in casa.absoluta worse of the case, does not change anything and the fans love the additional entertainment.


The "RW" is located at lactancia.Hay much tweaking still by hacer.puede than the perfect solution, but is a comienzo.Por least fans get a good laugh. What's not to like?


* Linking absent from above due to guidelines publishers: a clip as East would be Michael Jackson, "what to remember time?..."

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